HERE ARE SOME FUNNY JOKES
- Why was the man running around his bed?
answer: Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
-What goes up and down but never moves?
answer:Stairs!
-Why did the picture go to jail?
answer:Because it was framed!
-What did the paper say to the pencil?
answer:Write on!
-Why do bikes fall over?
answer:Because they are two-tired!
-What did the stamp say to the envelope?
answer:Stick with me and we will go places!
-Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
answer:Because he was sitting on the deck!
answer: Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
-What goes up and down but never moves?
answer:Stairs!
-Why did the picture go to jail?
answer:Because it was framed!
-What did the paper say to the pencil?
answer:Write on!
-Why do bikes fall over?
answer:Because they are two-tired!
-What did the stamp say to the envelope?
answer:Stick with me and we will go places!
-Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
answer:Because he was sitting on the deck!